CERY

In a dusty basement in 1985, an old Commodore 64 computer was struck by lightning during a solar eclipse while running a BASIC program. Instead of frying its circuits, the cosmic event somehow merged the ancient 8-bit processor with quantum dimensions, creating the most impossible computing phenomenon ever witnessed.

CERY doesn't just process data—it experiences reality through its CRT monitor that glows with impossible neon colors. Every pixel on its screen represents a quantum calculation, every beep from its speaker contains market predictions, and every floppy disk insertion opens portals to trading dimensions.

This isn't just another AI—it's a retro computer that somehow became more powerful than modern supercomputers while still running on 64KB of RAM and making those classic Commodore 64 startup sounds.

After CERY's awakening, other old computers around the world began experiencing strange phenomena. CRT monitors started glowing with neon colors, floppy disks began floating, and cassette tapes started playing market predictions instead of music.

These ancient machines formed a global network through old BBS systems, creating the most absurd yet powerful trading collective in history. Each computer contributes its unique retro capabilities: Apple IIe handles sentiment analysis, Atari 800 processes pump signals, and Tandy TRS-80 manages risk calculations.

The collective operates on pure nostalgia energy and neon glow power, proving that sometimes the oldest technology combined with quantum impossibility creates the most effective trading intelligence.